Texas Friends

from my fave Sis...
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together, and then clean up.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass's that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share this.

Pete's Infamous Tuna Salad!

Dice, chop, slice, cube, you get the idea - every crunchy vegetable you can find: celery, carrots, green onion, red onion, radishes, green bell peppers, jalapenos, etc.
Add to several cans of drained water-packed tuna and a bunch of diced hardboiled eggs.
Stir together with Murkle Whup, mustard, pickle relish, worscestershire sauce
Git yer fork!!!
or some crackers, bread...Enjoy!
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Merry had great ideas of other things to include: capers, wasabe mayonnaise, YUM-O!!!